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Yo mama’s breath is so bad, she blow it in some guy’s face and now I’m going to his funeral.

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1. Why is Santa afraid of getting stuck in a chimney?

He has Claus-trophobia.

2. The Lord brought the first man and woman into the future briefly to meet his newborn Son. What did Adam say back then that he could say tonight?

It’s Christmas, Eve!

3. I think I have a fear of Santa getting stuck in the chimney

I feel Claustrophobic

4. What nationality is Santa?

He’s North Polish.

5. Santa asked Mrs. Claus, "What's that sound on the roof?"

"It's rain, dear."

6. What do you call a snowman with a temper tantrum?

A meltdown.

7. Unsure if this is a 'clean' dad joke...

Me everytime my wife finds loose cash in the laundry: "well, at least we know it's not dirty money."

8. Gingerbread man was skiing ⛷️, but he fell and injured his knee. What was the first treatment of his trauma?

He got some icing on it. Then he walked it off 🙂

9. How does the gingerbread man make his bed

With cookie sheets

10. Around this time of the year, our company runs an event for not-so-attractive people who perspire heavily

They call it Ugly Sweater Day.

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Yo mama’s breath is so bad, she blow it in some guy’s face and now I’m going to his funeral.

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